faith

John’s boss came to him, “Where the hell have you been? I’ve been trying to find you all morning!” John shrugged and said, “Good employees are hard to find!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman out shopping. ‘I haven’t eaten anything in four days,’ he says. She looks at him and says, ‘God, I wish I had your willpower.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Adam goes to God and says, “I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way. “ God says, “Certainly I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye. “ To which Adam replied, “Well, what can … Read more

The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. “Good lord, mister, “he gasped, “Are you drunk?” “Of course, “said the man, … Read more

Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven. “I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off. “ So they fly to heaven without any trouble but when … Read more

The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes. St. Peter: “What do you want? “ Pakistani man: “I’m here for Jesus. “ St. Peter: “Jesus, your taxi’s her! “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more

A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and proceed into Heaven. Next in line is a preacher. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book, furrows his brow and says, “OK, we’ll … Read more

Man: You’ve brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn’t believe in Hell. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A deer hunter who was an atheist was out in the woods when suddenly a 1,000-pound deer stepped out. “Good God!” exclaimed the hunter. Suddenly, a voice from Heaven said, “I thought you don’t believe in me. “ The hunter replied, “Up until now I didn’t believe in 1,000-pound deer either. “ This joke is … Read more

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there. “ He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there. “ … Read more