Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached and talked to them. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground. … Read more
Two guys on a double bike were pedaling up a hill. It took forever to get to the top. When they finally got to the top the first guy said in a pant, “Whew, that was so hard. “ The second replied, “Yeah, good thing I was pushing the brakes the whole time or we … Read more
Jake: “I have the greatest golf ball in the world. You can’t lose it. “ Tim: “How so?” Jake: “If you hit it into the sand, it beeps. You hit it into the water, it floats. If you want to play golf at night it glows. “ Tim: “Hey, sounds good. Where did you get … Read more
“A college senior took his new girlfriend to a football game. The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action. A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position, the boy said to his girlfriend, “Take a good look at … Read more
A burglar broke into the home of a good Quaker gentleman. From upstairs, the Quaker heard the noises below and realized there was an intruder. He took his hunting rifle to the top of the stairs and announced: “Friend, I mean to do thee no harm, but where thou standest is where I am about … Read more
A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray. “You told us you were the best guide in Minnesota!” they cried. “I am, “he said, “but I think we’re in Ontario now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow. “Who is this incredibly fine archer?” cried the duke. “I must find him!” After continuing through the forest for a few … Read more
Travis and McGee met over a beer in the local pub. After a while the subject of sports came up. Travis asked McGee, “Do you play golf?” “Sure, “said McGee, “I play well enough to know why they call it ‘golf’. “ Puzzled, Travis asks, “Why do they call it ‘golf’?” “Because, “replied McGee, “that’s … Read more
After watching the girls do line dancing, Michael thought, hey I can do this. So he got in line and asked one of the girls, “What’s the name of this dance?” She said “I don’t know; this is the line for the bathroom” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A man at a party: Hi, do you want to dance? Woman: Yeah, sure! Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend! This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.