Caddie I’d Move

Toward the end of a particularly trying round of golf, Jack was the picture of frustration. He’d hit too many far shots. Finally he blurted out to his caddie, “I’d move heaven and earth to break a hundred on this course. “ “Try heaven, “replied the caddie. “You’ve already moved most of the earth. “ … Read more

Dance Arrogant Shy

At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, “Will you dance with me, please?” The arrogant girl says, “I don’t dance with a kid. “ The taken back boy apologized, “I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more