A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am. “ She says, “Well, do you have any dates?” And he says, “Ma’am, if I don’t have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
The other day, Nancy and Herbert got into some petty argument but neither of them would admit the possibility that we might be in error. To her credit, Nancy finally said, “Look. I’ll tell you what. I’ll admit I’m wrong if you admit I was right. “ “Ok. Fine. “Herbert said. She took a deep … Read more
A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks, “Didn’t your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?” The businessman replies, “That’s the accountant we’re looking for. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two men were loading up a hearse with a coffin on a steep incline. After they loaded the cargo, they both get into the vehicle. As they start to pull away, the back door swings wide open and the coffin crashes to the ground and starts sliding down the incline, across the intersection, into the … Read more
This guy was having a problem with mice in his apartment. “Dude, “he told a friend, “I’ve tried everything and those damn mice keep coming back. “ “I had the same thing man, “his friend says. “All you have to do is stuff steel wool in their little holes. “ “That’s it?” the guy asked. … Read more
Innkeeper: “The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own bed. “ Guest: “I’ll make my own bed. “ Innkeeper: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, “I’m Eddie, I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re going for spaghetti, is she ready?” “No. “ The second beau came to the door and said, “I’m Joe, I’m here to … Read more
Two bums are walking down the street and they find $100. One says, “Ok, let’s buy bread for $1 and the rest we spend on whiskey?. “ The other says, “I don’t get it, why do we need so much bread?. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn’t believe it! He said, “What’s wrong with … Read more