A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter. The salesgirl says, confused, “Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons … Read more
Every night while Dave is having dinner with his wife, Natalie goes to the bedroom, turns off the light and makes out with Dave’s friend Andy by the window. After some days Dave had doubts and leaving supper he went to the dark room only to hear whispers from the other side of the window. … Read more
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is. “ “Of course I do, “he irritatingly answered, going out the door to the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a bouquet of red roses. … Read more
A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling “Who’s been screwing my wife?” A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, “You don’t have enough ammo, mate!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple has been married for many years, and one day the man tells his wife that he wishes she had bigger breasts. “But how am I going to get bigger breasts?” she asks. “That’s simple. “he says, “Just rub your breasts with toilet paper every day. “ “And that would do it?” the surprised … Read more
One man’s marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. “Well, “his friend says, “you can always have an affair. “ “I can’t do that! I will always be faithful to her. “the troubled man replies. “If … Read more
A husband and wife sleep in separate twin beds. One night he asks his wife to come over to his bed to fool around. As the wife gets up to walk over to his bed, she trips over the carpet and falls flat on her face. The husband looks up concerned and says, “Oh did … Read more
This couple had been going out together for quite a while and was thinking about getting married. They finally decided to spend a night in a motel to see if they were sexually compatible. The next morning he dropped her off at her apartment and he said, “So long, Lucy. “ She said, “Goodbye, Shorty. … Read more
Three women sit in a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn’t there!” “I know!” The next woman says, “Last night my husband said he was going to his brother’s house, but when … Read more
Wife to husband: “One more word and I’m going straight back to mother!” Husband: “Taxi! !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.