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The doctor has advised Paul to stop drinking. Paul realized this is going to be a massive change for him. He’s been visiting that doctor for 15 years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

“You need glasses, “the eye doctor said. “I’m already wearing glasses, “replied the patient. “In that case, “the doctor said, “I need glasses. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, “I don’t trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment. “ “So what makes you think your doctor is any better?” asked his friend. … Read more

“Doctor, “said the sick man, “the other doctors seem to differ from you in their diagnosis of my case. “ “I know, “replied the physician cheerfully, “but the post-mortem will show that I am right. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Patient: Lately I’ve had the feeling that everyone wants to take advantage of me. Doctor: That’s nonsense. Patient: Really? Thank you very much, doctor. I feel so much better now. How much do I owe you? Doctor: How much have you got? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more

One man who loved the color yellow had yellow carpet, yellow furniture, yellow drapes, yellow walls and even yellow appliances in his yellow kitchen. He slept in a yellow bed with yellow covers and wore yellow pajamas. He got sick. You guessed it … yellow jaundice. He called a doctor who came to his apartment … Read more

“Doc, Doc!” the man yelled. “I’ve got cucumbers growing out of my ears!” “My goodness!” exclaimed the doctor. “How did that happen?” “Sure beats me. I planted carrots. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it. Patient: What’s the Cure? Doctor: It’s an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let’s try to stay focused… This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Doctor: “I’m afraid you suffer from obesity. “ Patient: “Yes, it runs in the family. “ Doctor: “No, nothing runs in your family. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Patient: I was born C-Section and every time I leave my house I constantly fight the urge to go out the window. Doctor: On a scale of one to ten how bad is this problem? Patient: I’d have to say a ten considering I live on the 88th floor of a high rise. This joke … Read more