A woman was having a medical problem – her husband was snoring. She called the doctor one morning, and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering”. “Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $1000 … Read more
A blonde goes to the doctor with both of her ears and her right hand are burned. “Sit down and tell me how it happened, “says the doctor. “I was ironing my clothes when I received a call. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and burned my ear. “ “What … Read more
A hypochondriac told his doctor he was certain he had a fatal disease. “Nonsense, “scolded the doctor. “You wouldn’t know if you had that. With that particular disease there’s no discomfort of any kind. “ “Oh no!” gasped the patient. “Those are my symptoms exactly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A man goes into a dentist’s office. Man: “Excuse me, can you help me? I think I’m a moth. “ Dentist: “You don’t need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist. “ Man: “Yes, I know. “ Dentist: “So, why did you come in here?” Man: “The light was on. “ This joke is included in … Read more
As Jane was admitted to the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for her wrist, saying, “I’m going to give you a bracelet. “ “Has it got rubies and diamonds?” Jane asked coyly. “No, “the clerk said. “But it cost just as much. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Three psychiatrists who are attending a convention decide to take a walk. “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, “one says, “but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we’re all professionals, why don’t we hear each other out right now?” They agree that this is a … Read more
A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia. Doc: “Have you tried counting sheep?” Boxer: “Yes, but when I get to 9, I always stand up. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mitchell said to his doctor, “I’m having serious problems with my memory. “ The doctor said, “Give me an example. “ Mitchell said, “The other day I spent two hours in a multi-story car park trying to remember where I’d parked my car. “ The doctor laughed and said, “That’s nothing to worry about, we’ve … Read more
Mike told the doctor’s receptionist he needed an appointment. “How about 10 tomorrow?” she asked. “I don’t need that many, “he replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The conceited young man had been in the hospital for some time and had been extremely well looked after by the pretty young nurse. “Nurse, “said the patient, one morning. “I’m in love with you. I don’t want to get well. “ “Don’t worry, “replied the nurse cheerfully, “you won’t. The doctor’s in love with … Read more