Bob had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. After a few weeks of this, his boss was mad and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Bob went to his doctor, who gave him a pill and told him to take … Read more
Doctor: “You look much worse than you did last week! I said you should smoke a maximum of five cigarettes a day!” Patient: “And that’s what I did. And it wasn’t easy because up until now I didn’t smoke at all!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
“Well, I reckon you’ve been a pretty good horse, “said the farmer. “You work hard and I ain’t had to call the vet on you much. I only wish you pulled the plow a little faster. “ “NO!” said the horse, “I said ‘feedbag’ not ‘feedback’. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there’s nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able to help. The witch … Read more
Guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex. “I think my privates are too small. “he says. The doctor asks him which drink he prefers. “Well, Lager, “he replies, quite bemused. “Ah. There’s your problem. It shrinks things, those Lagers. You should try drinking Guinness. That makes things grow. “ … Read more
In one small rural town the sheriff also fulfilled the role of the town’s veterinarian. One night the phone rang, and his wife answered. An agitated voice inquired, “Is your husband there?” “He is, but tell me, do you need him as the sheriff or the vet?” the wife asked. “Both!” was the reply. “We … Read more
A doctor asks a patient while examining her: “How many sex partners did you have?” “Five or six, I don’t remember exactly. . “ “Hmm, not that many… “ “Yes, that wasn’t the most successful weekend indeed. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” “Is this her first child?” the doctor queries. “No, you idiot!” the man shouts. “This is her husband!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An old lady goes to her doctor and asks for contraceptive tablets, claiming they help her sleep at night. ‘Why would contraceptive pills make you sleep any better than normal?’ asks the doctor. The old lady replies, ‘Because I put them in my granddaughter’s coffee.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
One day, the horse became very ill and he called the veterinarian, who said, “Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I’ll come back on the 3rd day and if he’s not better, we’re going to have to put him to sleep. “ Nearby, the goat listened closely … Read more