A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, “Here honey, here are some aspirin and some water. “ She replied, “but honey I do not have a headache!” He replied, “Thank God!” This joke is included in the Black … Read more
It’s the morning after the honeymoon. The wife says, “You know, you’re a really lousy lover. “ The husband replies, “How can you possibly tell that after only 30 seconds. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Husband to wife: ‘You have a flat chest and hairy legs. Tell me, have you ever been mistaken for a man?’ ‘No,’ replies his wife. ‘Have you?’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. “We were married twenty-five years before he died, “she said, dabbing away a tear. “Never had an argument in all those years. “ “Amazing, “said the counselor. “How did you do it?” “I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a coward. “ This joke … Read more
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I think I’ve found a man just like father!” Her mother replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband and wife are walking down the street when a beautiful young woman blows the husband a kiss. “I met her last week, “explains the husband. “Professionally of course. “ The wife replies, “Which profession? Yours or hers?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife complains husband, “When I’m crossing the dark forest when I’m coming back home I’m scared that someone will rape me. “ “Don’t worry” answers the husband, “you wouldn’t be so lucky… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man comes home from work early to find his blonde wife in bed with three men. Completely shocked, he shouts, “Hello, Hello, Hello!” The blonde whines, “What? No hello for me?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife to husband: ‘When I married you you said you had an ocean-going yacht!’ Husband: ‘Shut up and row.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple has been married for many years, and one day the man tells his wife that he wishes she had bigger breasts. “But how am I going to get bigger breasts?” she asks. “That’s simple. “he says, “Just rub your breasts with toilet paper every day. “ “And that would do it?” the surprised … Read more