Judge: “Do you mix horse meat with chicken?”
Defendant: “Yes, my lord. “
Judge; “How much?”
Defendant: “50/50”
Judge: “Please explain. “
Defendant: “One horse to one chicken. “
A totally naked woman rushed in a taxi.
The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly.
The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, haven’t you ever seen a naked woman?”
The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money. “
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