John was driving his pickup down a country lane when suddenly a chicken darts out into the road in front of him, doing about 30 miles per hour. Amazed, he sped up to follow, but the chicken took off faster and faster. Finally the chicken screeches into a turn and goes into a farm.
As he turns to follow, John notices that the chicken has three legs.
He pulls to a stop in front of the farmhouse, and looking around, notices that all the chickens have three legs.
He says to the farmer, “Three-legged chickens? That’s amazing!”
The farmer replies, “Yep, I bred them that way, because I love drumsticks. “
John: “Well, tell me, how does a three-legged chicken taste?”
Farmer: “Dunno, haven’t been able to catch one yet. “
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