Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.
After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head.
“How do you like it?” asked the barber.
“Seems quite fine, “said the redneck. “but how ’bout making it a little longer in the back?”
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