Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day.
“Yes, “came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, “I’ve bought her a belt and a bag. “
“That was very kind of you, “Jim added, ‘I hope she appreciated the thought. “
Tony smiled as he replied, “So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now. “
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