A married couple goes to a restaurant. A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it. The man asks, “Where’s the burger?”
The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit. “I was keeping it warm, “she replies.
The wife says, “Please cancel my hot dog order. “
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