A property manager of a single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. “Professionally employed?” he asked.
“We’re a military family, “the wife answered.
“Children?”
“Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve, “she answered proudly.
“Animals?”
“Oh, no, “she said earnestly. “They’re very well behaved. “
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