One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down.
By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there.
“I’m on a honeymoon. “
“Oh. Shouldn’t you be having sex with your wife?”
“Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection. “
“What about oral sex?”
“Gingivitis. “
“Anal sex?”
“Diarrhea. “
“Pardon my question, but why are you with her?”
“Well, I like fishing. And she’s got awesome worms. “
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