The young bride’s mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage, and passed them on to her daughter.
“Never let your husband see you in the nude, “she advised. “You should always wear something. “
“Yes, mother, “replied the obedient girl.
Two weeks after the wedding, the girl and her brand-new husband were preparing to retire when the guy asked, “Dear, has there ever been any strange traditions in your family?”
“Not that I know of, “she answered. “Why?”
“Well, we’ve been married for two weeks now and every night you’ve worn that silly hat to bed. “
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