A priest and a pastor are standing by the side of a road holding up a sign that reads “The end is near! Turn around now before it’s too late!”
A passing driver yells, “You guys are nuts!” and speeds past them.
From around the curve, they hear screeching tires, then a big splash.
The priest turns to the pastor and says:
“Do you think we should just put up a sign that says ‘Bridge Out’ instead?”
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