A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair. “the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: “My monkey has … Read more
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: “I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go. “ “But how do you … Read more
Little Billy looks at the chimpanzees from the zoo. “Mama, little Billy shouts, this monkey looks like our neighbor, Mr. Danny. “ “Billy, it’s not polite to talk like that!” “Why? The chimpanzee doesn’t understand…” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to … Read more
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on a tiny island in the middle of nowhere. Everytime the man moved close to the sheep, his dog would snarl and growl at him. One day while walking the island he discovered a lovely naked lady who also had just become marooned. “Finally, some … Read more
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and runs over an opossum. Knowing that mother opossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decided to rescue it. They take it into the car and continue down … Read more
A dog goes to a telegraph office and dictates a message. ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’ The operator reads it back then says, ‘You know, we charge per ten words, so if you want you could have an extra ‘woof’ for free.’ ‘No thanks,’ says the dog. This joke is included … Read more
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, “Damn, I forgot to feed the dog. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969. “ The other points his thumb behind him and says, “Dog crap, 20 feet back. “ This joke is … Read more
The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. “I’m ashamed to bring this up, “he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample. “ The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? … Read more