Three blondes stranded on a deserted island, and could not think of a way to get off it. One of them tripped over what happened to be a magic lamp. After dusting it off, the genie came out. “I will grant you each a wish, “he said. “Why not, “thought the blondes. “It’s worth a … Read more
A beautiful princess comes upon a frog in a meadow near her castle. The frog hops into the princess’ lap and says, “My lady, one kiss from you, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I once was, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set-up housekeeping in yon castle … Read more
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. “Look in the lion’s mouth, “the vet told him. “How do I do that?” he asked. “Carefully, “replied the vet. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A monkey was smoking a joint in a tree in the jungle with his little lizard buddy. The lizard says, “Ooh wee! This is some good shit! My mouth is dry as hell. I’m gonna run down to the pond and get a drink. “ The lizard climbs down the tree, scurries over to the … Read more
An officer while walking his beat sees a lady walking a skunk along the sidewalk. He says, “Hey lady, why do you have the skunk?” “This is my Social Distancing Support Animal!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man presents his fiancee to his parents. At the table, the girl needs to have a fart. After a couple of minutes they can feel a smell… The father of the boy says: “Rex… !” Happy that her future father-in-law blamed the dog under her chair, the girl relaxes. After a while she … Read more
An aircraft is flying when all of a sudden a bird crashes through the cockpit and kills both the pilot and co-pilot. Having heard the crash a blonde flight attendant rushes in to find out what happened. Once inside the cockpit the plane jerks and the cabin door slams shut and can’t be opened. So … Read more
A mean horseman went into a saddler’s shop and asked for one spur. “One spur?” asked the saddler. “Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?” “No, just one, “replied the horseman. “If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!” This joke is … Read more
After leaving the racetrack Bill bumped into his old friend Peter on the bus. “Say, “Peter said, “How’s it going?” “Going? You want to hear one of the most amazing things that ever happened? Tell me, what’s today’s date?” “July seventh. “ “Right. The seventh day of the seventh month. I go to the track … Read more
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in Magical Fairyland. They are crossing an enchanted bridge when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out “Salmon!” She … Read more