A guy was married to a blonde, and each evening he came home with a new blonde joke. Once the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb. She spent the whole next day learning all her states and capitals. That night when he got home he told his joke. She … Read more
A blond, a redhead and a brunette were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending people to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. “If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?” After pondering the question she answered, … Read more
A blonde desserts her home town out of shame, and colors her hair brown. She drives past a farm and sees all the sheep. She goes up to the farmer and asks, “If I guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?” The farmer nodded. She continued. “127” The farmer is surprised. “How … Read more
Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks. The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, “I think they could be bird tracks. “ The second blonde went to look and said, “No, I think these are deer tracks. “ They stepped aside and the third … Read more
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” … Read more
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification. The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer. “ “Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and … Read more
A blonde rings up an airline. She asks, “How long are your flights from America to England?” The woman on the other end of the phone says, “Just a minute… “ The blonde says, “Thanks!” and hangs up the phone. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more
A guy’s walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and two blonde genies come out. They tell him they’ll grant him any three wishes he wants. So he makes his wishes… He wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he’s ever seen and he’d just … Read more
Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together. Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their vehicles. One blonde says “We need to find a faster way to get home. “ The next day, they come … Read more
Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over 90 mph. “Hey, “asked the brunette at the wheel “Any cops following us?” The blonde turned around and had a long look at the road behind them. “Yeah, looks like it” Are his flashers on?” The blonde turned around again… … “Yup…Nope…Yup…Nope…Yup…Nope…Yup…. “ This joke … Read more