A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. “How are you grandpa? he asks. “Feeling fine, “says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific, wonderful menus. “ “And the nursing?” “Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you. “ “What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?” “No problem, … Read more
A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. “Now, young man, “asked the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?” “Chocolate, please, “replied the youngster. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drugstore that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. “Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can … Read more
Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, “I am a gyno. I wonder what they will do at my funeral. “ This joke … Read more
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offered to fluff his pillows, make the bed, … Read more
An old man goes to the doctor’s office. The doctor gives him a checkup and says, “I need to do stool, blood and urine tests. “ The man says, “Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more
A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, “Man, can I tell you something?” His friend nods. “Sure. “ “Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about her … Read more
A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection. Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread. So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread. The Baker said … Read more
A lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man. About half an hour after they took off, the man sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy to say anything. About 15 minutes later, … Read more
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decided to replace the missing testicle with a pickled onion. Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. “How’s your sex life?” asked the doctor. “Pretty good, “the man said, to the … Read more