A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard … Read more
Bloke in hospital with 50% burns, Dr. says, “Give him two Viagra. “ Nurse asks, “Do you think that will help?” Dr replies, “No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man rushes out of his wife’s hospital room. “Doctor, doctor — my wife’s been in a coma for several months, but when I just touched her left breast, she sighed!” “That’s very encouraging, “says the doctor. “Go back and touch her right breast. See if she reacts. “ A few minutes later, the man … Read more
“A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. “You need to stop masturbating so much, “the optometrist says. “Why?” asks the man. “Is it going to make me go blind?” The optometrist looks around and says “No, but it’s making the other patients very uncomfortable. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A woman and baby are in the doctor’s surgery, the doc is concerned about the baby’s weight, “Is he bottle fed or breast fed? The woman replies, “Breast fed. “ The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her breasts. He pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both … Read more
This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window… He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs. “Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor? … Read more
“Doc, I think my son has VD, “a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The only woman he’s screwed is our maid. “ “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid, “the medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him. “ “But I’ve been screwing the … Read more
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe, “replied the doctor. “But I need it really badly, “said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” … Read more
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. “But how will I let you know the baby is born?” she … Read more