Doctor Jokes

“Doctor, I suffer from premature ejaculation. “ “Can you help me?!” “No, but I can introduce you to a woman with a short attention span!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

“I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?” “That’s right, Sir. “ “So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theater with a friend?” “That was my dentist. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from … Read more

A woman came to a doctor, with bumps and bruises all over her body. The woman complains that it was her husband, who beat her. Doctor says in surprise: “I thought your husband was out of town. “ “So did I… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more

“Doctor, my husband is 300% impotent. “ “I’m not quite sure what you mean. Could you elaborate?” “Well, the first part you can imagine, but he also broke his finger and burned his tongue. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

A man told his doctor he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house like he used to. When the examination was complete, he said “Now Doc, tell me in plain English what is wrong with me. “ “Well in plain English, “the doctor replied, “you’re just lazy. “ “Okay, “said the man. … Read more

A doctor told his patient that his test results indicated that she had a rare disease and had only six months to live. “That’s such a short amount of time, doctor. Isn’t there anything I can do?” pleaded the patient. “Marry a lawyer, “the doctor advised. “It will be the longest six months of your … Read more

A patient: Doctor, what is the first symptom of AIDS? A doctor : A sharp pain in the ass. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

“Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, because the stork that brought your baby brother bit her by accident. “ “Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can … Read more

Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying. “Why are you crying?” asked the other child. “I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger. “ When he heard this, the other child started to cry. “Why are you crying?” “I’m here for a urine … Read more

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn’t know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. … Read more