Doctor Jokes

Twenty Bucks Please

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A man went to visit his doctor. “Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. “Hello, Doctor, says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!” “Aha!” says the doctor, “I see the … Read more

Devil Smiled

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A skilled nurse died and arrived before St. Peter, who explained, “We have this little policy of allowing you to choose whether you want to spend eternity in heaven or in hell. “ “How do I know which to choose?” She asked. “That’s easy, “said St. Peter. “You have to spend a day in each … Read more

God’s Sake Stop

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Dentist to the patient: “For God’s sake, stop making those noises and waving your arms. I haven’t even touched your tooth yet. “ Patient: “Yes, I know. But you’re standing on my foot. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Nervous Though

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Doctor to patient: “Why are you nervous?” Patient: “Because this is the first item I am going to have an operation. “ Doctor: “I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Shoots Herself

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A very old woman realizes that she’s seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart. Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of … Read more