An old man went to his doctor complaining of aches and pains all over his body. After a thorough examination, the doctor gave him a clean bill of health. “You’re in excellent shape for a 75-year-old man, “he said. “But I’m afraid I can’t make you any younger. “ “Who asked you to make me … Read more
A boxer complains to his doctor about insomnia. Doc: “Have you tried counting sheep?” Boxer: “Yes, but when I get to 9, I always stand up. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The police recently arrested a man selling “secret formula” tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this same criminal medical fraud. He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856, 1921 and 1993… This joke is included in the Black … Read more
A hypochondriac told his doctor he was certain he had a fatal disease. “Nonsense, “scolded the doctor. “You wouldn’t know if you had that. With that particular disease there’s no discomfort of any kind. “ “Oh no!” gasped the patient. “Those are my symptoms exactly. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more
A man goes into a dentist’s office. Man: “Excuse me, can you help me? I think I’m a moth. “ Dentist: “You don’t need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist. “ Man: “Yes, I know. “ Dentist: “So, why did you come in here?” Man: “The light was on. “ This joke is included in … Read more
As Jane was admitted to the hospital for a procedure, the clerk asked for her wrist, saying, “I’m going to give you a bracelet. “ “Has it got rubies and diamonds?” Jane asked coyly. “No, “the clerk said. “But it cost just as much. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Three psychiatrists who are attending a convention decide to take a walk. “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, “one says, “but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we’re all professionals, why don’t we hear each other out right now?” They agree that this is a … Read more
The conceited young man had been in the hospital for some time and had been extremely well looked after by the pretty young nurse. “Nurse, “said the patient, one morning. “I’m in love with you. I don’t want to get well. “ “Don’t worry, “replied the nurse cheerfully, “you won’t. The doctor’s in love with … Read more
The doctor has advised Paul to stop drinking. Paul realized this is going to be a massive change for him. He’s been visiting that doctor for 15 years. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“You need glasses, “the eye doctor said. “I’m already wearing glasses, “replied the patient. “In that case, “the doctor said, “I need glasses. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.