Doctor Jokes

Doctor: “I am not exactly sure of the cause. I think it could be due to alcohol. “ Patient: “That’s OK. I will come back when you are sober. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

There’s a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor’s convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they’re sitting next to each other by the end of dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman if she … Read more

A famous sex therapist was on the radio taking questions when a caller asked, ‘Doctor, why do men always want to marry a virgin?’ To which the doctor responded, ‘To avoid criticism.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

On a recent flight from Tokyo to Hong Kong an elderly lady stands up and shouts, “Is there a doctor here?” A nice, serious guy approaches her quickly and tells her, “I am. What is the problem?” She replies, “Do you want to meet my daughter?” This joke is included in the Black Book of … Read more

A black guy goes to the doctor. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk on four legs and stay for a while in every single corner of the room. The black man, get up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: “Well this … Read more

A guy wants to become a magician so he goes out and buys a magician book. Later he gathers his family around the living room for his first trick. Reading his new book he reaches into a bag and pulls out a hammer and to the amazement of his family hits himself in the head … Read more

A police officer pulls over an elderly female for speeding while driving her husband to a doctor’s appointment. The officer approaches the vehicle and attempts to explain that he stopped her for speeding. She looks at her husband, who is sitting next to her and asks, “What did he say?” The husband replies, “He said … Read more

A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told the physician that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she wasn’t sure it was such a good idea. The Doctor asked, “Do you enjoy it?” She said that she did. He asked, “Does it hurt you?” She said no. The Doctor … Read more

Coming home after check-up, 45 year old Jenna said to her husband: “The doctor said that my breast is like a 20 year old girl’ breast. “ Husband replied: “Did he say something about your 45 year old hanging to the floor ass?” “No”, she said. “Your name wasn’t even mentioned. “ This joke is … Read more

Secretary: “Doctor, the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment. “ Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.