One day the son of the Big Chief comes to the Medicine man and says “Big Chief no fart!” So the Medicine man says give him one pill every 5 hours and come back to me in a week. The son comes back and says “Big Chief no fart!” So the Medicine man says “give … Read more
The patient staggered to the pharmacy counter flinching. “Say, would you give me something for my head?” The pharmacist looked up. “Why? What would I do with it?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young woman brings her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man, so the father invites the fiancé to his study for a chat. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man. “I am a Torah scholar, “he replies. … Read more
One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like to talk about or ask me?” “Well, “he said, “I was thinking about getting a vasectomy. “ “That’s a pretty big decision. Have you talked it over with your … Read more
Eight men have been at a mental hospital for a period of time and are being tested to find out how they are progressing in order for them to leave the institution. The doctor in charge takes them all into a room and with a ball pen draws a door on the wall and asks … Read more
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, nobody pays attention to me…” “Next please… “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was feeling terribly out of sorts and decided to go to the doctor so he made an appointment and showed up the next day. After the doctor examined the man,he invited him into his office for the consultation. The doctor came into the room with three different bottles of pills. The doctor told … Read more
“Doctor, Doctor, You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shaking!” “Do you drink a lot?” “Not really – I usually spill most of it!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before. The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed. “I hurt, “the man said. “You don’t know how it feels. “ “I know exactly how it feels, “the doctor said. “I had the same procedure last … Read more
Patient: “I’m in a hospital! Why am I here?” Doctor: “You’ve had an accident involving a bus. “ Patient: “What happened?” Doctor: “Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?” Patient: “Give me the bad news first. “ Doctor: “Your legs were injured so badly that … Read more