Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper … Read more
A doctor remarked on his patients, ruddy complexion. “I know” the patient said “It’s high blood pressure, it’s from my family. “Your mother’s side, or father’s side?” questioned the doctor. Neither, my wife’s. “What?” the doctor said “that can’t be, how can you get it from your wife’s family?” “Oh yeah, “the patient responded, “You … Read more
A man with pain on his right knee consulted his doctor. Doctor said: “It is nothing to worry about. It is due to old age. “ Patient: “The left knee is of the same age. But how is it that my leg does not hurt?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving give an oral quiz to the freshman class. Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair … Read more
A boxer goes to a doctor complaining of insomnia. ‘Have you tried counting sheep?’ asks the doctor. ‘It doesn’t work,’ replies the boxer. ‘Every time I get to nine, I stand up.’ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. “I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?” “Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off … Read more
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explaining to a prospective patient. He told her, “I’ll install a special screw in the top of your skull. Your hair will cover it so it will be unnoticed. Whenever you need a little tuck, we’ll just tighten the screw a little,… and … Read more
A man goes to the doctor. “Doctor, that medicine you gave me isn’t working. Is there anything else I could try?”. “Fill out this tax form, “suggests the doctor. “How’s that going to help me?”, asks the man. “I’m not sure, “replies the doctor, “but some of my patients say it gives them relief. “ … Read more
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, “Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care. “ “Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn’t changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month. “ … Read more
Doctor to woman: “What is the matter about your husband?” Woman: “He is worrying about MONEY. “ Doctor: “I think I can relieve him of that. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.