A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. The morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she … Read more
A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. “ The friend says, “Why not?” The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
While inspecting their honeymoon suite, the bride discovers a little box attached to the bed. “What’s this for?” she asks her husband. “If you put a quarter in, “he says, reaching into his pocket, “the bed starts vibrating. “ “Save your money, “she says. “When you’re a quarter in, I start vibrating. “ This joke … Read more
A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that. “Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a hundred dollars seems to be the … Read more
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says “Oh just a beer”. The bartender asked the man “What’s wrong,why are you so down today?”. The man said “My wife and I got into a fight,and she said she wouldn’t talk to me … Read more
A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from, I don’t do the laundry!” So, the wife goes to the maid and … Read more
A kid asks his mom why his sisters’ middle name is Paris? “Because that’s where we conceived her. “ “Next, I was going to ask why my middle name is Chevy but now I know why. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court, “said the desk sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying … Read more
A three and a half year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. “Mom”, he asked, “is that my brain?” “Not yet”, his mom answered. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims “Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your … Read more