A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady. Shortly after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell … Read more
A man and his wife were traveling down the highway when they saw the lights of a patrol car behind them. When they pulled over, the patrol man came up to the window and said, “I am going to give you two tickets. One because you were speeding and one because you didn’t have your … Read more
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: “He’s such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older before we tell him you’re an accountant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man was reading the newspaper during breakfast and said to his wife, “Look at this. Another beautiful actress is going to marry a football player who’s a total dope! I’ll never understand why the biggest jerks get the hottest wives. “ His wife said, ‘Thank you. ‘ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Two brooms are getting married. Before the ceremony, the bride broom says to the groom broom, “I think I’m going to have a whisk. “ The groom broom says, “How can that be possible? We haven’t even swept together!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister. “What are you doing?” he asks. “Warming up your dinner. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
John asked his wife why she married him. Wife: “Because you are funny. “ John: “I thought it was because I was good in bed?” Wife: “You see? You’re hilarious. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. “ “No, “he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is … Read more
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. “ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you … Read more