These Great Long

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?” The mother replies, “Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand. “ “Okay, “said the son. A few minutes … Read more

Car Phone Rang

A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her, “Honey, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!” “It’s not just one car!” said the blonde. “There’s freaking thousands of them!” This joke … Read more

News Well

A guy’’s wife goes missing while diving off the Australian coast. He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her. Next morning there’s a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old sergeant and a younger constable. The sergeant … Read more

Tight Rein

One day some soldiers from a nearby army camp saw a boy leading a donkey. They thought they would have some fun with him. “Say, boy, “called out one of the soldiers. “You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren’t you?” “Sure am, “said the boy. “If I didn’t he would probably … Read more

Which Gender

A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head. Wife: “What are you doing dear?” Husband: “Swatting flies – I got three males and two females” Wife: “How on earth do you know which gender they were?” Husband: “Easy – three were on the beer, and the … Read more

Switched Cocks

A man sat at a local bar and said, “This is a special day, I’m celebrating. “ “What a coincidence, “said the woman next to him. “I’m celebrating, too, “she replied, clinking glasses with him. “What are you celebrating?” “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally … Read more