Son – “Dad what’s the difference between confident and confidential?” Dad – “Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That’s confidential. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, ‘Is Benjamin Franklin’s picture still on the hundred dollar bill?’ His Father wrote back, ‘Of course it is. Why do you ask?’ Martin answered, ‘Because it’s been so long since I’ve seen one! ‘ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings. “ The second boy said, “My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose. “ The third boy said, “Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt. “ The first and … Read more
One evening a father overheard his son saying his prayers “God bless Mommy, Daddy and Grammy. Goodbye Grandpa. “ Well, the father thought it was strange, but he soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfather died. A month later the father heard his son saying prayers again: “God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. … Read more
“Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?” “Don’t tell me that they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents’ room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth. “Dad!” he shouted. “What are you doing?” “It’s ok, “his father replied. … Read more
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!” The policeman said, “What’s he like?” Little Johnny replied, “Beer and women!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
3 dads bragging about their children’s success gets a surprise when a 4th dad tells them this! Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, “My … Read more
A man who wants to murder his wife goes into a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. “I’m sorry sir, but I can’t give you cyanide just like that. “ Without a word, the man takes out his wife’s photograph and holds it in front of him. The pharmacist apologizes, “My mistake, I didn’t realize you … Read more
Little Jennie was helping her mother to set the table, because her father invited over his company managers. When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing. “Jennie, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Mattew’s seat?” “I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that … Read more