Once upon a time, there was a kingdom ruled by a kind but aging king. This king had a single daughter, beautiful and clever, but incredibly picky regarding suitors. At first, the king entertained many foreign princes and young nobles, seeking the hand of his daughter in marriage. However, the princess insisted every potential groom … Read more
An old man is afraid that his wife is losing her hearing. So, he walks up right to her ear and asks, “Can you hear me?” She didn’t answer. He walked up closer and asked again. But there was no answer. Finally he asked her one more time really loud and his wife said, “for … Read more
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss, “he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff. “ “We’re short-handed, Smith, “the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off. “ “Thanks, boss, … Read more
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in California. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he … Read more
“While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening … Read more
Tarzan comes home pooped and sits on the couch. “Rough day?” asks his wife Jane. He takes a deep breath and then replies, “It’s a jungle out there!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The boss had listened in sympathetic silence as Theodor went through the reasons why he needed, and felt he deserved, a raise. Then, with a compassionate smile, the CEO patted the younger man on the shoulder. “Yes, Teo, “he said kindly, “I know you can’t get married on the salary I’m paying you… and someday … Read more
“What’s your father’s occupation?” asked the school secretary on the first day of registration. “He’s a magician, “said the new boy. “How exciting. What’s his best trick?” “He saws people in half. “ “How impressive! Now, do you have any brothers or sisters?” “Yep… one half brother and two half sisters. “ This joke is … Read more
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!” The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!” Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by … Read more
A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the counter, and asks the bartender, “Have you seen my little brother?” The bartender says, “I don’t know. What does he look like?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.