A woman was walking in a graveyard when she saw a man kneeling by a grave shouting “Why did you have to die???” Feeling sorry for the man she put her hand on his arm and said “Is that your wife your grieving for?” To which the man replied, “No it’s my wife’s ex-husband” This … Read more
A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said … Read more
Her: At least invite me out to dinner. Him: I don’t go out with married women. Her: But I’m your wife. Him: I make no exceptions. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An American couple visiting a German village stepped into a small shop to look for souvenirs. The woman sneezed. “Gesundheit, “said the clerk. “Charles, “said the American woman to her husband, “we’re in luck. There’s somebody here who speaks English. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
One evening as she was preparing dinner her 8-year-old son came down to the kitchen and he was crying hysterically. The loving mother bent down and said, “Honey what’s wrong?” He said, “Mom, I just cleaned my room!” And she said, “Well, I’m very proud of you” “Why on earth would that make you cry?” … Read more
A couple is in bed sleeping when there’s a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. The husband rolls over and looks at the clock, and it’s half past 3 in the morning. “I’m not getting out of bed at this time, “he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. So he drags himself out of … Read more
Max is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts, he asks Max what the problem is. “Well, “said Max, “I ran afoul of one of those trick questions women ask. Now I’m in deep … Read more
An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician. “ The dad says, “I am sorry — can’t have it both ways. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young woman greeted the census taker. “Good morning, “said the caller, “I’m taking the census and I’d like to ask you a few questions. Occupation?” “Homemaker, “replied the woman. “Husband’s occupation?” “Manufacturer. “ “Children?” “No, “said the woman. “Dresses. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more