A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks, “I can outrun this guy, “so he floors it and the race is on. The cars are racing down the highway – … Read more
Lying on his deathbed, the wealthy Mr. Sams was instructing his attorney on last-minute changes in his will. “I wish to leave everything I own, all stocks, bonds, property, art, and money, to my wife. However, there is one stipulation. “ “And that is?” “In order to inherit, she must marry within six months of … Read more
The King was walking past a cheering crowd when he spotted a woman holding two babies and surrounded by five pre-teenagers. “Well, “says the King, “You have a handful. Do you have any other children?” “Yes, there are seven more at home” “Your husband deserves a knighthood, “said the King. The mother replied, “He has … Read more
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the dining room. “How on earth did you manage to do that?” he fumed. “Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!” This joke is included in the … Read more
A couple is reading the paper, the wife says: “This article on overpopulation of the world says that somewhere in the world there is a woman having a baby every four seconds!” Her husband, not to appear uninterested, said; “I think they ought to find that woman and stop her!” This joke is included in … Read more
“You’re so childish” screamed the wife. “Why do you always have to use that stupid walkie talkie with your stupid friends, this is ridiculous, this relationship is over!” “This relationship is what? Over” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he would like a bottle of Chanel for his wife’s birthday. “A little surprise eh?” said the clerk. “You bet, “replied the man. “She is expecting a cruise. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Morris mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to find a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the same company produced: soaps, detergents,toothpaste, and paper … Read more
“Hello, Ginger!” Her brother called cheerily to his sister. “Don’t call me Ginger!” she snapped furiously. “My hair is the color of gold. “ “Yeah, “he replied with a jeer, “twenty-two carrots!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Harry asked his wife: “Did you leave a tip for the boy who delivers our paper?” His wife replies: “Yes, dear. I put some of it in the bushes, some of it on the roof, and some of it in the front yard. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more