A woman has a problem with her closet door – it’s falling out every time a bus passes by. So one day she calls a repairman. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time a bus passes by. “OK, I’m going to take a look at this, just close the … Read more
NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, “Pig Number 1, do you know your mission?” The pig replies, “Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink … Read more
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What the hell is that all about?” The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got signed off, so the wife made him some clothes … Read more
Joe’s dad scolded him for breaking a neighbor’s window with a baseball. “What did he say to you when you broke his window?” asked the father. “Do you want to hear what he said with or without the bad words?” “Without, of course. “ “Well, then, he said nothing. “ This joke is included in … Read more
A couple is arguing about who should make the coffee in the morning. The wife says, “I think you should do it because you get up first. “ He counters with, “The kitchen is your domain, and you do all the cooking so you know where everything is. I think you should make the coffee. … Read more
Juan told his wife he wanted a guitar to play while sitting in the Jacuzzi. The next day she bought him an electric guitar. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A couple is sitting on the porch sipping wine. The wife says, “I love you. “ The husband says, “Is that you or the wine talking?” The wife replies, “It’s me, talking to the wine. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband, owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the Supermarket which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!” This … Read more
A debt-overwhelmed man, hopelessly poring over a pile of bills, suddenly shouted “I’d give a thousand dollars to anyone who would do my worrying for me!” “You’re on, “said his wife. “Where is the thousand?” “That is your first worry, “he replied. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A woman sadly tells her husband: “We will not be together in heaven as we may die at different times my dear. “ After a pause her husband replied; “My dear that is why the place is known as ‘Heaven’. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more