At 9 p. m. one night, a pilot who had run out of fuel made an emergency landing at a top secret government base. He was quickly surrounded by security and taken inside to be interrogated. The interrogation was grueling because they wanted to make sure it was an unplanned landing and he was not … Read more
Fred tried to calm himself down in the middle of a severe argument with his wife Samantha. He said to her, “Let us not fight any more. We should try to sort this out in a level-headed manner. “ Fuming with anger, Sam replied, “No. Whenever we try to sort things out in a level-headed … Read more
An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, “If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!” One day, the man … Read more
Husband and wife are having a conversation. Wife: “Since we got married, we don’t go out anymore and we never go eat at nice restaurants. You are not romantic anymore. You never say sweet things to me anymore. “ Husband: “Oh Darling, don’t look too much into it. You know I still love you. But … Read more
A husband died. A few weeks later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband. She ran up to him with tears in her eyes. “Darling, how I’ve missed you!” The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, “Whoa there woman, the contract was until death!” This … Read more
Husband:” What’s your fee for getting a divorce?” Lawyer: “$900” Husband: “But you charged only $200 for my marriage license a few years ago!” Lawyer: “Freedom is always expensive. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An 80-year-old gentleman was being interviewed on his 60 years of marriage. “Is there one big difference in your marriage today compared to when you were first married?” asked the interviewer. “Well, “said the man after pondering for a moment, “it now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night. … Read more
Wife’s diary:” We had plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping all day with my friends. Later he was acting weird. I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late. He was silent at the restaurant too and didn’t eat much. While going to bed, … Read more
“I want to divorce my wife. “ “On what grounds?” “She is out all night, every night, going from bar to bar. “ “Are you saying she’s an alcoholic or do you think she’s cheating?” “No, she is looking for me. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order … Read more
A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add ‘e’ at the end of a word: “I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her. . !” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.