A farmer and his wife got into a huge fight after which the wife stormed off. The farmer says, “Where did you leave the tractor?” The wife replies, “In the Mill field. “ But there’s no way into the Mill field!” “There is now. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, “Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do whatever I want?” The father answered immediately, “I don’t know. Nobody has lived that long yet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Susan and Martha meet at the market and exchange news. Susan said: “My husband was named Man of the Year. “ Martha replied: “Well that shows you what kind of a year it’s been. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son’s room, a mother finally laid down the law. Each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents. By the end of the week, he owed her $9. 50. She received the money promptly, along with a 50 … Read more
A man went to buy his wife a new bra but had no idea what size she needed. Sales lady tried to help him. She asked, “Is your wife shaped like a grapefruit?” “No, not a grapefruit. “ “Is she shaped like an orange?” “Um no, not an orange. “ “Is she shaped like an … Read more
A farmer had four female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned four male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So … Read more
This farmer had a wife who nagged him all the time. One day while he was outside plowing the field, she came out and started nagging him. While she was doing this, the mule kicked her and she died. At the funeral, the ladies came up and talked to the farmer. The farmer nodded his … Read more
A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 am the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked … Read more
Daisy whispered in her husband’s ear, “Ask my mother about dinner. “ Donald, her husband, obediently asked, “Mother-in-law, did you have dinner at home or would you like to go back home and have it?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
After completing dinner, a husband carries his plate to the sink and starts washing it. His wife looks at him in disbelief and says, “Honey, we are not at home. This is a restaurant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.