A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. Suspecting the worst, she reaches for an extra pillow and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can, letting her anger and frustration out. Once … Read more
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions. “Don’t know how to get there, “the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his … Read more
George, who had a wife and 8 children, needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner who wanted to reoccupy the home. George was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house. When he said he had 8 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt … Read more
A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?” “To kill my husband. “said the woman. “I can’t sell you arsenic to kill a person!” The lady lays down a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is … Read more
Dotty came into the office all aflutter about her husband, “You won’t believe this, Terry, but George takes a fishing- pole into the bathroom and tosses the hook into the tub. “ “You’ve got to be kidding, “gasped Terry. “don’t you think you should take him to a psychiatrist?” “No time, “replied Dotty with a … Read more
A yokel was applying for a job and was being asked the normal questions; Name, age, sex, address, etc. The interviewer asks him for his father’s name and his mother’s maiden name. “What do you mean by maiden name?” the yokel asked. “What was your mother’s name before she was married?” “None, “he replied. “What … Read more
Moses and Joe are sitting in boat fishing, drinking beer and chewing tobacco when out of the blue Moses says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife …… she ain’t spoke to me in over a month. “Joe sips his beer and says, “Better think over, women like that are hard to find. “ This … Read more
A man says to a friend, “My wife is on a three-week diet. “ “Oh, yeah? How much has she lost so far?” asks his pal. He replies, “Two weeks. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
One guy to another:”They say brunettes have a sweeter disposition than blondes and redheads. “ “Don’t believe it! My wife has been to all three, and I couldn’t see any difference. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Two mothers met for coffee. “Well Ruthie, how are the kids?” “To tell you the truth, my son has married a real tramp!” says Ruth. “She doesn’t get out of bed until 11. She’s out all day spending his money on Heaven knows what, and when he gets home, exhausted, does she have a nice … Read more