One night, a caveman comes running into his cave and says, “Whew! There was a tiger chasing me all the way across the savannah!” His wife asks, “Why? The caveman replied, “I didn’t stop to ask!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
“We have your son, “said the kidnapper. “I don’t have a son, “says the woman. “Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?” “Oh God, you have my husband. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. “I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the … Read more
A property manager of a single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions. “Professionally employed?” he asked. “We’re a military family, “the wife answered. “Children?” “Oh, yes, ages nine and twelve, “she answered proudly. “Animals?” “Oh, no, “she said earnestly. “They’re very well behaved. “ This joke is included … Read more
A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a virgin and to never have been with a woman all of his life. After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t find anyone with this description and was forced to give an ad to the paper. A … Read more
Dad: “Son, I named you after my father. “ After My Father: “I know, Dad, I know. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. “You know, love” she says, “I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is wrinkled, and my body isn’t what it used to be. “ … Read more
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. “I’ve been insulted, “she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me. “ “My mother!” he exclaimed. “Did she call you?” “No, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it. “ He looked stern, “I see, and where does the … Read more
Husband: “I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?” Wife: “How about on your will?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
The guy sitting next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” I said, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend!” He said, “Why? Is she a stunner?” I said, “No, she’s an optician!” This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more