A three and a half year old little boy was examining his testicles while he was bathing. “Mom”, he asked, “is that my brain?” “Not yet”, his mom answered. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims “Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your … Read more
Little Johnny once bought his granny a very fine toilet brush but when he went to visit her a few weeks later, there wasn’t a sign of it in the bathroom. Little Johnny asked his grandma, “Granny, what happened to the loo brush I gave you?” “Darling, I really didn’t like it. After all those … Read more
Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy? Son: I love you both. Father: Very Well , let’s say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France. Which country will you go to? Son: Japan. Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me? Son: No, I just want to visit … Read more
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news, “God said. Adam looked at God and said, “Well, give me the good news first. “ Smiling, God explained, “I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you … Read more
The tax advisor had just read the story of Cinderella to his five-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, “Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as … Read more
Little Johnny: “Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?” Dad: “No, son, it wouldn’t be right. “ Little Johnny: “Well, you could try. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party in a bar. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned: “Daddy, you shouldn’t wear that suit. “And why not, darling?”, the father asked. You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning. “ This joke is included in … Read more
Willy: “Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: “I don’t think so, Willy. Why do you ask?” Willy: “Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, “Son, we’d give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $285,000 and your mother just lost her job. There’s no way we can afford it now. “ The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door … Read more