A man and woman were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor: “Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad. “Gushed son number one… “Sorry I’m running late, I had an emergency, you know how it is, didn’t have time to get you both a present”. “Nothing … Read more
Son: Dad, it’s so cold in here! Father: Go stand in the corner. Son: Why? Father: The corner is 90 degrees. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, “I’ve found the girl that I’m gonna marry! And she’s a virgin!” Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she aint’ good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours. “ This joke … Read more
A mother and her son are sitting on an airplane, which is ready to take off. The son admires the parked plains’ through the window. At one point, he turns to his mother, who was reading a magazine, and pops the question: “Since big dogs have little dogs, and big cats have little cats, how … Read more
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am, “he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with … Read more
Little Johnny asks, “Mommy, where do babies come from?” His mother replies, “The stork brings them. “ Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, “Then who fucks the stork?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A kid asks his mom why his sisters’ middle name is Paris? “Because that’s where we conceived her. “ “Next, I was going to ask why my middle name is Chevy but now I know why. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex and asks, “What are you doing?” His father says, “We’re playing cards, and your mother is my wild card. “ A week later, Little Johnny walks in on his father masturbating. He asks, “What are you doing?” His father says, “I’m playing cards. “ “Where’s your … Read more
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. “ “No, “he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is … Read more
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. “ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you … Read more