Backup Arrest Recruit
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” He said: “Call for backup. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Family
Pet Snake
One evening as she was preparing dinner her 8-year-old son came down to the kitchen and he was crying hysterically. The loving mother bent down and said, “Honey what’s wrong?” He said, “Mom, I just cleaned my room!” And she said, “Well, I’m very proud of you” “Why on earth would that make you cry?” … Read more
Vicky Where’s
“What did your mother do yesterday morning, Vicky?” “She done her shopping, ma’am. “ “Done her shopping, Vicky? Where’s your grammar?” “She done her shopping as well, ma’am. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Voice Booms Again
A Jewish grandmother and her grandson are at the beach. The boy is playing in the water; she is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet. Suddenly, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly onto the spot where the boy is wading. The water recedes and the boy is … Read more
Eight-Year-Old Kid
An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician. “ The dad says, “I am sorry — can’t have it both ways. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Ship Capsized
A cruise ship full of Mother-in-Laws was heading towards Hawaii for a week when their ship capsized killing everyone. Their families cried for a whole week. But after 3 weeks one man was still crying, so the people asked him why he was still crying. The man replies, “My Mother-in-Law missed the darn boat!” This … Read more
Glass Bernie Parents’
Bernie the little camel walks into his parents’ room at 3 a. m. and asks for a glass of water. “Another one?” says his father. “That’s the second glass this month. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Fumed Quite Simple
A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the dining room. “How on earth did you manage to do that?” he fumed. “Quite simple, Dad. I came in through the kitchen and turned left!” This joke is included in the … Read more
Depends Billy Moments
A teacher said to her student, “Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?” After a few moments, Billy answered, “It depends. “ “It depends on what?” she asked. “It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother. “ This joke is included in the Black … Read more
Teachers Hate
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. “ “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go. “ “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go. “ “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!” “Oh, that’s no reason not to … Read more