Family

Born Tom

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Jim: When was your son born? Tom: In March, he came the first of the month. Jim: Is that why you named him “Bill”? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Grandson Okay Grandpa

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Grandson: “Grandpa, I have some advice for you. Grandfather: “Son, at your age you need to be listening more than advising. Grandson: “Okay Grandpa, just thought you might want to know your shoe is too close to the campfire and it just burst into flames. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more

Biological Parents

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Father: “Son, you were adopted. “ Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.

Given Family-Car Privileges

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A teenage girl had just been given family-car privileges. One Friday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house frowning. At 11:30 am the girl sleepily walked into the kitchen, and her father asked … Read more

Tricycles Toys

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Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale. “No, “replied the gentleman, “my son just bought … Read more

Chief Fart Medicine

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One day the son of the Big Chief comes to the Medicine man and says “Big Chief no fart!” So the Medicine man says give him one pill every 5 hours and come back to me in a week. The son comes back and says “Big Chief no fart!” So the Medicine man says “give … Read more

Phone Again Dials

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A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration. His father picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered, he asks, “Can I speak to Ben, please?” “No! There’s no one called Ben here, “says the person who answered the phone. His father … Read more

Guests Well

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The son has finally saved enough money to buy his own house. It is just a few houses down the road from where his parents still live. On the day he moves in he invites some friends over, turns on the music and drinks a few beers. As the son was making his toast and … Read more

Father’s Annoyance Teddy

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Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father’s annoyance. “Teddy, “he called, “how many more times do I have to tell you to come downstairs quietly? Now, go back upstairs and come down like a civilized human being. “ There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room. “That’s better, “said … Read more