Santa Clause Wrote
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister. “ Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Family
Babies Became Adults
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on. “ The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like … Read more
Whole Truth
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth. “ Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the … Read more
Geography Homework
A little boy was doing his geography homework one evening and turned to his father and said, “Dad, where would I find the Andes? “Don’t ask me, “said the father. “Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Aggressive Youngster
Damien was being severely scolded by his father for fighting. “Now, Damien” said his angry father, “This will not do! You must learn that you can’t have everything you want in this life. There must always be give and take. “ “But there was Dad!” protested the aggressive youngster. “I gave him a black eye … Read more
Conclusions Yeah
A small boy came running downstairs, shouting, “Mom! Mom! I cleaned my room without being told!” “Well, “said the mother, “that’s wonderful! Thank you very much. It will save me a lot of trouble, and it shows you are growing up. “ “Yeah, but, Mom, “said the boy, “don’t jump to conclusions. “ I don’t … Read more
Frog Sound
One day a boy asked his grandpa “grandpa make a frog sound” The grandfather asked why? The boy said, “Grandma says when you croak we are going to Hawaii” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Long Yet
A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, “Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do whatever I want?” The father answered immediately, “I don’t know. Nobody has lived that long yet. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Law Each Item
Weary of constantly picking clothes up from the floor of her son’s room, a mother finally laid down the law. Each item of clothing she had to pick up would cost her son 25 cents. By the end of the week, he owed her $9. 50. She received the money promptly, along with a 50 … Read more
Mikey Explained
Little Mikey and his family were having Sunday dinner at his grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Mikey received his plate, he started eating right away. “Mikey! Please wait until we say our prayer, “said his mother. “I don’t need to, “the boy replied. “Of … Read more