The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she’d have children if she had it to do over again. “Sure, “she replied, “but not the same ones. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A mother and father were chatting with their eight-year-old son about his future. The youngster said he’d like to attend Oxford, as his parents and other members of the family had. Pleased with his response, they pressed on. “What would you like to take when you attend college?” they asked the little boy. After giving … Read more
A father was driving nails while constructing a play house for his children. The youngest boy asked if he could hammer a nail. The father granted his request and showed him how to do it. The boy did as his father had explained and lightly tapped to set the nail before hammering it in but … Read more
Grandma: “Oh, what nice new boots! Where did you get them?” Granddaughter: “At the store. “ Grandma: “Which one?” Granddaughter: “Both of them. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A young woman brings her fiancé home to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man, so the father invites the fiancé to his study for a chat. “So what are your plans?” the father asks the young man. “I am a Torah scholar, “he replies. … Read more
A farmer gets a phone call from his son. “I’ve run over a pig and it’s stuck under the tractor still alive. “ “Shoot it, “says the farmer, “and then bury it. “ About 30 mins later he gets another call… “ “Done. What should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?” This joke … Read more
Dad: “Son, I named you after my father. “ After My Father: “I know, Dad, I know. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind. She had three sons and they wanted to prove which one was the best son to her. So the first son bought her a 15-room mansion thinking this would surely be the best any of them could offer her. The second son bought her a … Read more
Robin came home from her first day commuting into the city. Noticing that Robin was looking a little peaked, her mom asked, “Honey, are you feeling alright?” “Not really, “Robin replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward on the train. “ “Poor dear, “the mom said. “Why didn’t you ask the person sitting across from you … Read more
A Tourist was driving down a country road when he saw a little boy walking down the road with only one shoe on. He stopped and said, “What’s the matter son? Did you lose a shoe?” The boy says, “Nope! Just found one. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You … Read more