Clerk Responds Sorry
A girl walks into a supermarket and asks the clerk, “Can I have a turkey for my grandma?” the clerk responds, “Sorry. We don’t do exchanges. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Family
Sistine Chapel
A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the country’s greatest works of art. Since there was no one to look after her grandmother while she was away, she took the old lady with her. At the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican, she pointed to the painting … Read more
Ethiopian Child
A woman with a clipboard just knocked at Jack’s door. She asked him if he would have an Ethiopian child for Christmas. Jack said that he normally has a turkey but he’ll try anything once. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Chet Sang Chestnuts
Johnny wanted to get his mom something nice for Christmas but she’s hard to shop for. Passing a pet store he thought, “Hmm, a pet might be a good idea. “He walked in the pet store and asked the manager what might be a good idea. “How about a puppy?” “No, “said Johnny. “It may … Read more
Great News
An elderly couple living in Florida had not seen their son and daughter for quite a while. The mom called the daughter living in New York and told her that mom and pop were going to get a divorce right after Christmas because they couldn’t get along after 35 years of marriage The daughter called … Read more
Impressive Personage
His girlfriend’s father was interviewing young Charles. “So, “said that impressive personage, “you want to be my son-in-law, do you? “Not particularly, “said Charles tactlessly, “but if I want to marry your daughter I haven’t much choice, have I?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Walter’s Mother-In-Law
Today Walter picked up his mother-in-law at the airport. She’s getting a little up there. Walter’s mother-in-law at the age where she doesn’t remember things too well. So, when Walter saw her, he said, “Thanks for coming. Have a nice flight!” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it … Read more
Rich Marry
A businessman was explaining to his son, who was a teenager, about the different departments in his own company. “You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I am very rich. Marry me!” That is Direct Marketing. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see … Read more
Political Science Major
A college student said to his mother, “I decided that I want to be a political science major and that I want to clean up the mess in the world!” “That is very nice, “muted his mother. “You can go upstairs and start with your room. “ This joke is included in the Black Book … Read more
College Abroad Sent
A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father: Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son. The father replied: Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.