An Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man asks him, “What’s wrong?” The boy says, “Me ma is dead”. “Oh bejaysus, “the man says. “Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?” The boy replies, “No tanks mister. Sex is the last ting on my mind at the … Read more
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Homer gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park… and couldn’t find his way home. “Now Homer”, said grandma, “You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could … Read more
The young father took a seat on the bus next to an elderly man and plopped his one-year-old on his lap, just as the little boy began to cry and fidget. “That child is spoiled, isn’t he?” the old man remarked. “No, “said the dad. “They all smell this way. “ This joke is included … Read more
A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. “Were you worried, father?” “Yes, I was really worried… I want to know how much that date cost you… “ “It cost me only four euros!” “Hmm, it’s not that much. “ “I know father… … Read more
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday. Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway? This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, “We BET we can tell exactly how old you are. “ The old man said, “There is no way you can guess it, you old fools. “ … Read more
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems okay but after a … Read more
Office executive “Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?” Boss “Certainly not!” Office executive “Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A man in a hurry taking his ten-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. “Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!” the man said. “It’s okay, Dad, “the boy said, “The police car right behind us did the same thing. “ This joke is included … Read more
It was an entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: “I’m here to put you into a trance;I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. “ The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. “I want you each to keep your … Read more