A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great, “said the health-conscious boy and ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. “Wait a minute, “the boy said. “Those don’t … Read more
A young girl was so nervous about the cruise that immediately after being shown to her cabin, she headed for the bar. Four hours later she bumped into a steward. “Excuse me, “She said hiccupping, “I can’t seem to find my cabin. “ “I’ll be glad to help you, ma’am. What’s the number?” “I am … Read more
The disgruntled diner summoned his waiter to the table, complaining, “My oyster stew doesn’t have any oysters in it. ““Well, if that bothers you, then you better skip dessert, “replied the waiter. “It’s an Angel food cake. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
An elderly couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the Senior Special was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1. 99. “Sounds good, “the woman said. “But I don’t want the eggs. “ “Then I’ll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte, “the waitress … Read more
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender. “ But when it was time to pay, the guy didn’t have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the bartender, and the bartender beat … Read more
A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve poultry!” The chicken says, “That’s OK, I just want a drink. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came upon another man riding a camel. He asked the man if he had something to drink. The man on the camel said “No, but if you like, I have a nice selection of ties. Would you like to … Read more
A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came upon another man riding a camel. He asked the man if he had something to drink. The man on the camel said “No, but if you like, I have a nice selection of ties. Would you like to … Read more
A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer, “he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. “How much will that be?” asks the neutron. “For you?” replies the bartender, “no charge This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A grasshopper hops into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says, “HEY! We have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper looks at the bartender and says, “You have a drink named Harry?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.