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Billy: “What a pair of strange socks you’re wearing, one is green and the other is blue with red spots! !” Drew: “Yes, it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair just like that at home. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: “He’s such a sensitive child. Let’s wait until he’s older before we tell him you’re an accountant. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, “Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful to me?” “Well, “she replied, “since you asked, to tell you the truth … Read more
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you. “ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you … Read more
A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. The morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she … Read more
A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that. “Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a hundred dollars seems to be the … Read more
A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. “ The friend says, “Why not?” The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her husband: “Honey, I have sad news – a gynecologist told me not to have sex for three weeks… “ Husband: “And what the dentist said?” This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
While inspecting their honeymoon suite, the bride discovers a little box attached to the bed. “What’s this for?” she asks her husband. “If you put a quarter in, “he says, reaching into his pocket, “the bed starts vibrating. “ “Save your money, “she says. “When you’re a quarter in, I start vibrating. “ This joke … Read more
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. “Excuse me for disturbing you, ma’am, “he said politely, “but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I’ve noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with … Read more