Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he saw his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. “Tom what’s going on?” Mark asked. “It’s my wife Beckie, “ Tom replied. “She ran off with my best … Read more
Wife: Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears. He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?” She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night. “ The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible! Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?” She … Read more
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. “I’ll have your biggest, juiciest steak, “says the husband. “But sir, what about the mad cow?” asks the waiter. “Oh, “says the husband, “she’ll order for herself. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. … Read more
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever” “Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband – Stiff … Read more
Levy went to Medical Insurance to apply for his pension. The woman behind the bench asked for his driving license to verify his age, but he had left his wallet home. He said to her that he had to go home and return later. The woman said: “Unbuckle your shirt. “ And so he did, … Read more
The woman comes with her husband to the psychiatrist and tells the psychiatrist: “Please, do something with my man, because he thinks of himself as a horse. “ The psychiatrist says: “Oh, it will be a long and expensive therapy. “ The woman: “Ok, don ́t worry, we have enough money because my husband has … Read more
Some strangers sit at the bar. One guy says, “My name is Larry, and I am a SNAG. “ Another guy asks, “What’s that?” The first guy says, “I am a Single, New Age Guy. “ Another guy says, “My name is Gary, and I am a DINK. “ A lady asks, “What’s that?” He … Read more
A man is telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife’s habit of staying up until 5 in the morning. “ “What is she doing?”, the pal asks. “Waiting for me to get home. “ This joke is included in the Black Book of Jokes. You can order it from here.
A Catholic, a Baptist and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. “I have four boys and my wife is expecting another, “says the Catholic. “One more son, and I’ll have a basketball team, “ “That’s nothing, “says the Baptist. “I have 10 boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another … Read more